Friday, March 6, 2009

On the road to Mandalay

On the night bus to Bangkok from Mae Sot. Yes, it is arctic on those buses.









Our friend 'Gordon Bleu' at Bangkok mall



































We arrived in Rangoon on February 12 and were whisked to the 'Guest Care Hotel', recommended by our friend Cate. It is close to the Savoy Hotel that has a pool, padded deck chaises, fast internet that works, and a very welcoming staff. All this for the price of a drink! Spent the afternoon swimming, eating, sleeping, eating, interneting, sleeping.






View of Shwedagon Pagoda from the roof of Guest Care Hotel.



Saw many of these all over Burma.



Wild and crazy downtown Rangoon!
















What was this quivering orange jelly?













Food, glorious food!

Roads in Mandalay

1942 Plymouth that took us to three ancient Burmese capitals in one day.










Kyo Kyo driver of the venerable and shock-less Ply-Mouth.











Bus in front of our guest house. The 'conductor' hangs off the back (open air) and hollers the destination. Usually crammed with people, I beams of steel, baskets, monks, monks, monks. Mandalay has the greatest population of monks in the country.














Why is the new modern Mandalay airport one hour from the city? Why is it deserted? No one at any counters, no one at information kiosk, only the passengers deplaning from Yangon and the guys who won't let you touch your bags. Their job is to find your luggage and take to a waiting taxi. Although I use the word euphemistically; ancient Mazdas held together by gaffers tape and rust. And the steering wheels are on the right side, although they drive on the right side. Someone decided it was bad luck to drive on the left.

We had rented bikes of a certain vintage....fine for Mandalay which is flat except for Mandalay Hill and its glittering temple.




This tri-shaw driver doubled as bicycle tire pumper upper.
With an ancient pump and a tiny red tube he inserted into tire valve he put air in our tires and told us that business was bad.



What can we say about the traffic....motorcycles, trucks, Chinese jeeps, cars, bicycles, tri-shaws loaded with gigantic boxes, all going about 90 miles an hour in no discernible pattern. The rule seemed to be 'Forward motion at all times. Do not stop. Do not look over your shoulder when turning. Traffic lights are a mere suggestion.' All I can say is that we survived. And did I mention the pot-holes? Make Nova Scotia roads look like super highways. Wheeeeee! Never got a good shot of the insanity of it all as we were too busy hanging to our handlebars.




































Our favorite mode of transportation.

Life in Mandalay



We stayed at the Royal Guest House on 25th Street, not far from Mandalay Palace and moat. The city is laid out in a grid of mostly one way streets, so it's not difficult to get around. The guest house is licensed to host foreigners so while tiny, kind of like being in a doll's house, it was full of mostly French and German backpackers. Our room looked out on an inner courtyard with trees and had lots of daylight. Air con only worked when the government power was on ( very episodically) but the generators provided for ceiling fan and mini-fridge. Hot water was available from about 7 am to 8 am, but it was so hot that cold felt pretty good. The toilet was another matter....ancient thing with a tank up on the wall. Did not like to flush at all! 'Nuff said. The staff, mostly young Burmese women, spoke English and were delightful; answered questions, gave directions, suggested places to eat, etc. Usually $12 US/night, but because we were there for 16 days we paid $11. And it had to be in new, unmarked US bills. Never mind that kyat (Burmese currency) is so tattered, torn, and just plain filthy that you can hardly read the denomination. The largest denomination is 1,000 (about $1 US) so you end up carrying bricks of money around.









Mandalay Palace is in the northwestern part of the city; mostly reconstructed, it is the home of the Tatmadaw (army), and surrounded by a moat on four sides. Each side is about 2 kms. long. People use the moat sidewalk to do calisthenics, jog, or play chess with giant wooden game pieces that seem to be trucked in and out each day.











Markets are big business in Asia, and the Zeygo is no exception. Housed in a huge concrete building with a rabbit warren of corridors and stalls and usually no light, it spills over onto the adjacent streets. You can buy anything from engine parts to avocados, to string, to Chinese medicine, to live birds.... I was in search of plastic baskets made from colored strapping, chinau in Burmese (or something that sounds like that, kind of). After asking one vendor after another and getting directions to all 4 compass points, we stumbled across an alley with nothing but. Heaven! Then we went inside the market looking for longyi material and someone to sew it into a tube and put the black band around the top that supposedly helps it stay in place. Success on all counts!






Cell phones are not as common here as they are in Thailand. Dotted around the streets you will see someone at a desk with a land line phone, the wire snaking back into his/her shop/house. For a few kyat, you can make a call. If you're lucky the lines will be working. If not hop on your bike or scooter and go to see the person you were trying to reach.



On some corners there are big concrete cisterns of water; open air public bath house. You wash with your longyi on, just scrub body and cloth together.
These last two photos are by Kyaw Win, one of the MSppa students.




Did I mention the dust? It's like brown talcum powder and covers everything no matter how often you wipe it off. We wonder if our feet will ever return to normal color again. And yet most Burmese manage to look cool and clean, (feet included) with freshly pressed white shirts and longys...

This is the communal Bic lighter present in all Burmese restaurants and tea shops. Sometimes there's a little box of smokes to be sold individually as well.






Life on the street. There's a lot of it; it's hot inside. Monks early in the morning with their begging bowls.



The Moustache Brothers have been doing political satire in their tiny home for years. Periodically thrown in jail, the three brothers, their wives, and assorted other family members continue to perform for foreigners. The cost is 8000 kyat, about $8 US, which they use to help political prisoners.

In search of a REAL cup of coffee



It's 7 am and you really really need a cup of coffee. The guest house staff says, 'Black coffee or milk coffee'. One of each we say hopefully. Alas, when it comes it is the ubiquitous coffee in a tube; either black instant, or a horror called 3 in 1, coffee, creamer, and sugar. Aaaaaaagh. So we biked all over Mandalay searching for real coffee. We found it in 3 cafes; upscale cafes, for Burmese yuppies. Dark, airconditioned to polar temperatures, usually with booths and poufy chairs, we found JJ's that had coffee presses, City Cafe, that got our vote for the best iced latte and espresso in town, and V Cafe, a brand new place just up the street from our guest house. This last seemed to be run by young men of military bearing ??? All were relatively expensive, $1.50 to $2.50 but ohhhh was it worth it after a long morning session!


Every Burmese tea shop has these: thermos of tea, small cups for same sitting in bowl of water, tissue (bathroom) for napkins, chopsticks, chili sauce, fish sauce.


























Our favorite Shan noodle shop, Pan Cherry's. Hot soup comes with every meal, sometimes spicy, sometimes not.
























Counting bricks of kyat at Pan Cherry's.












Lunch hour at Pan Cherry's.




At our regular greasy spoon.














Street food is everywhere, usually fried, usually good! Fried bananas, fried doughy things.














And then there's the guy with a restaurant on his head!



This little man dispenses toothpicks as he does push-ups. Found at a Thai restaurant.

The Nylon Cafe, across from the Nylon Hotel, has flourescent orange milk shakes. Delicious!

On Mandalay Hill

The temple on Mandalay Hill is supposedly visible from all over the city. That is if it's a clear day. There are 1700 steps to the top and lots of stone benches to rest on. Also lots of souvenir shops. The steps are covered which cuts down on sunstroke and there are several pavilions with altars.

































Elevator seems to be closed.






















This Buddha is pointing to where a new capital would be built in 1857: Mandalay. The Burmese seem to move their capitals as often as we buy new cars.













Banana spirit

Shopping on the temple steps:

This temple artist paints with a brush and a razor. The blade removes ink and leaves a sharp edge.








Palmistry



Sandalwood beads










View from almost the top.




Sleeping temple dog.